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The wait is over.
Our first Britton Farm Goat Milk Lotion Bars have officially arrived—and apparently we decided to start with three because making things easy on ourselves has never really been our style.
Small-batch, solid hydration made for dry hands, elbows, heels, and anywhere else suffering from unnecessary crustiness.
DON’T BE CRUSTY.
Pick your favorite. Or don't. We won't judge you for buying all three.
If you've never used a lotion bar before, don't overthink it.
Hold the bar in your hands for a few seconds and let your body heat soften the surface. Glide it directly over dry skin or rub the product between your hands, then massage it in.
That's it.
No pump. No squeeze bottle. No lotion explosion in the bottom of your bag.
Just concentrated moisture wherever you need it.
Crustiness handled.
You're filthy.
Soften the hell up.
Licking them isn't helping.
The jokes are questionable. The products aren’t.
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